• Jy is waterkoppie nommer sedert 1 Maart 2008. Kap 'n dratie.

Dis naweek, kom ons fokken duik!

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Lonely Island – Turtleneck & Chain

Ek het hierdie outjie vir krismis gekry en dis fokken snaaks. Hier is so paar van die videos wat feature op die bonus DVD. Jy het heel moontlik meeste van dit al gesien, maar warrefok, kyk dit sommer weer om 'n halfuur by die werk te kill.

Dit kom van Lonley Island se Turtleneck & Chain af. Basically het van die ouens by Saturday Night live begin music videos maak en dis faktap van coolgeit… Hulle collaborate met mense wat jy normaalweg sou haat, soos Rihana, Justin Timberlake, Akon en Michael Bolton.

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Lekker kinderagtig

Ons het op hierdie blast from the past afgekom in Watkykjy se archives…

deur Ali Baba


Ek het gisteraand my ergste vorige idiotisme by verre oortref.

Ek en my goose wil so nuwe Hollandse fliek, Twin Sister gaan kyk by Rosebank se arty farty teaters. Dis die eerste keer in 'n lang tyd wat ons alleen uitkom en nogal 'n goeie fliek kan gaan kyk.

By die teater koop ek 'n koffie by die koffiewinkel Tribeca wat op dieselfde oop vloerplan as die teater is. 'n Mens neem aan dis deel van die opset.

Toe ek by die hekkie kom waar mens ingaan na die flieks toe tune die mannetjie met die onderbaadjie my ek word nie toegelaat om die koffie in te vat nie want dis nie by Ster-Kinefokkenkor gekoop nie.
Ek sê toe vir hom: "Maar ek doen dit nog altyd."
"Nee", sê hy, "dit word nie toegelaat nie".
Ek sê toe vir hom: "Jy laat my nie toe om te drink wat ek wil nie?"
"Nee", sê hy, " dit kom van hoofkantoor af". Ster Kinekor verkoop nie eers koffie nie, dink ek na die tyd.
"So, julle wil hê ek moet julle R15 Cokes koop en dit drink maar ek mag nie my eie goed eet of drink nie?"
"Ja", sê hy.
"Dis fokken outrageous!"

Ander fliekgangers begin al gesteurd na my kyk. "Ek soek my fokken geld terug". Ek raak nou erg irriterend. Die mannetjie met die onderbaadjie roep 'n groter weergawe met 'n groter onderbaadjie nader. Sy mond begin so halfpad oopmaak maar ek is nou een van daai hardekwas poese wat jy so haat in restaurante.

"EK soek my fokken geld terug".
"OK sir".

Hy's in 'n oogwink by met die moerse afslag R22 wat ons danksy Discovery vir twee flieks betaal.

Ek dink by myself: "Wat de fok doen jy nou? Moerse, jy't jou 22 rand terug en jy het die aand vir jou goose opgefok." Sy is reeds in die agtergrond besig om die mannetjie te troos en te probeer om die situasie te beredder. Ek weet voor my siel ek gaan nie my trots in my sak druk en vir die ou sê hy kan maar my kaartjies terugbring en "hier is vir jou 'n koffie ook" nie. Maar ek weet ook hierdie is 'n moerse antiklimaks en ek kan netsowel bietjie meer mileage uit die situasie kry. En in 'n verblindende rasionele inspirasie-oomblik smyt ek die hele R12 halfliter Tribeca koffie op hulle weelderige foyer mat uit. En moer die koppie agterna.

Toe ek inderhaas met die elevator opskarrel gooi ek nog vir die bewende plekaanwyser 'n zap ook. Wat 'n fokken idiotiese wit man is ek nie? Anyway, my goose was vir so 20 minute hoogs die bliksem in maar later het sy gelag. En toe sy oor dit is toe voel ek nog soos 'n groter etter.

Ek het 'n fokken vakansie nodig. Hel.

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Score ‘n ticket na Up The Creek festival. Swellendam, 2-5 Feb.

Ons gee alweer iets weg. Donnerse ons wat altyd so blerrie gaaf is. Jy staan die kans om 'n ticket te wen na hierdie jaar se Up The Creek Festival toe. 'n Single ticket. Daar is geen ander kaartjies daarbuite in die interwebs om last minute te wen nie, so ons is jou enigste hoop.

Hierdie gaan 'n vinnige enetjie wees, want ons moet die wenner se naam en ID nommer teen more 12:00 by die event organisers uitkry. Jy het dus tyd tot more oggend 10 uur om met die beste rympie op te kom oor hoekom jy die kaartjie moet wen vir die festival. Moet nou nie simpel wees nie – Up The Creek vind plaas in Swellendam, so ons gaan nie vir jou 'n vliegkaartjie koop en jou in 'n hotel opsit nie.

Die ticket se waarde is 600 skille en is meer gerig op die mense in Slaapstad, of mense wat reeds hulle trips beplan het om te gaan kyk en 'n ticket wil probeer score sodat daar zak oorbly vir brannas.

Stuur jou rympie na griffin@watkykjy.co.za – ons sal alles aanpass na die events organisers en hulle sal die wenner kies. Sluit sommer jou naam en ID nommer in, dan hoef ons nie back en forth rond te fok met correspondence nie.

Volgende week gee ons weer iets cool weg.

Gaaf.


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Up the Creek Together with Bacardi Festival 2 – 5 February 2012.

Kongos, aKing, Akkedis, Black Cat Bones, Blues Broers, Cameron Bruce, City Bowl Mizers, Fox Comet, The Great Apes, Holiday Murray, Hot Water, Karen Zoid, Louwtjie Rothman, Machineri, No One's Arc, Piet Botha, Taxi Violence, Wrestlerish, Jeremy Loops, Luna Paige,  Shadowclub, Sterling EQ, Andra, Peachy Keen, AC/DC Tribute, Southern Gypsey Queen.

Bacardi Founders Day at Up The Creek:

The 4th February is Bacardi Founders Day, and Bacardi will be celebrating their 150th birthday at this year`s Up The Creek festival – so expect some surprises. Bacardi will be in full swing with the birthday spirit, helping you and your friends keep cool by the river and refreshed throughout the evening. 

Last years river madness saw a bride being paddled down the river where she met her groom, a rather unorthodox pastor and two unruly ‘bridesmaids’. Vows were exchanged, rice was thrown and a hell of a lot of laughs filled the air where the couple came together. This year Piet Botha will be replacing the pastor on the riverbank, will he be holding a wedding ceremony, reinstating vows or presenting something similar to his popular graveyard series? This, dear creekers, you will only be clear of when you are floating amongst friends on the waters at Up the Creek 2012. One thing we know for sure is, you won’t be short of entertainment, so best you be making your way down to the Breede on the first weekend of next month.

BOS Anything that floats:

We thought we’d encourage you to turn those thoughts and dreams of magnificent floating extravaganzas into actions by dangling a carrot in the form of the awesome prizes you could win right in front of your noses.

Winning the ‘Best Float’ will have you walking away with a BOS hamper consisting of a BOS beach umbrella, 2 x beach chairs, a BOS cocktail book and BOS product as well as 2 x tickets to Up the Creek 2013 and 2 x tickets to a Kirstenbosch Summer Sunset Concert of your choice.

The most romantic float prize is a BOS hamper consisting of a BOS cooler bag, product, a cocktail book, a cap, a Frisbee and 2 x tickets to Up the Creek 2013.  Spot prizes of cash giveaways, BOS hampers with a cooler bag, product, a cap and a Frisbee will be awarded to other contenders who exhibit great effort.

 

Introducing the world of Glamping:

For those of you who are just too glam for the average run of the mill tent, those of you who cringe at the idea of drab camping, its time for you to search within and release your inner interior decorator. This year the Up the Creek organizers are introducing glamping to the festival scene. As its name suggests, we are inviting you to bring the glamour into camping. No need to leave those cotton sheets at home or discard your Moroccan day bed or African masks for the weekend. Bring it all along and create a home away from home on the river banks, your creativity will not go unnoticed, we are offering the most glam camper R500 in prize money, 2 x tickets to Up the Creek 2013 and a 1 year subscription to Rolling Stone magazine.

How does one enter? Simple. Set up camp, style it to the max, take a picture of your tent at the festival (make sure that we can see that it is at UTC) and submit your entry on our Facebook page after the festival, by no later than 10th February 2012.  Winner’s announced by 13th February.

 Converse:


And its confirmed The Right to Make Noise, voting for what you guys would like at Up The Creek Music Festival has come back as:The Right to Trade Up Your Cons! Bring your old Cons and you could possibly walk away with a brand new pair of Cons.
Remember we only have a limited amount that can be given away, so first come first serve!
Converse is also providing you with the right to braai by setting up a designated braai station at the festival. Bring your boerie en tjop with you to the Converse zone on Saturday afternoon and get your braai on.

GreenPop:

The Greenpop Treevolution aims to plant thousands of trees in under-greened schools and creches or reforestation projects in Southern Africa.

www.greenpop.org

For every 100 tickets sold we will be donating a tree to GreenPop.

Red Hot Events and BlueMoon would like to thank Up the Creek 2012 sponsors: Bacardi, Converse, MK , Bos Iced Tea and Rolling Stone SA Magazine.

For the full line up and more details go to www.upthecreek.co.za

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